Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
He sent me a picture of his ass and said the backdoor is open. Almost grabbed my keys and a condom before I saw it was a group text. Not nearly drunk enough for his desperation.
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
My walk of shame wasn't complete until I projectile vomited clutching my truck bumper while he just smiled with that look of regret.
Just in case the world ends tomorrow, I have an emergency contact group of booty calls I can send a quick "let's fuck" to before I die.
New rule: if you don't think racism exists, you don't get to put your penis inside me.
I went to Walmart last night to buy some CDs--which is a sentence I never thought I'd say in 2016.
handcuff keys just fell out of my bra....wtf happened last night?
I'm going to smell of sex and shame.
How is that different than any other Monday night?
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