Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
oh wait, my morality sensor is a little fucked up since I almost let my little sister's friend blow me.
honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.
she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
A "Tom-vomit" is when you puke but cough as it comes up, so you close you mouth as a natural reaction and the vomit is jet-propelled out your noise.
After I was arrested and in the back of the squad, she lit a cig. I politely stuck my head through the glass opening and asked for a drag. She instantly slammed my head back, blew smoke at me and shut the glass. My view on state trooper chicks is forever tainted.
I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
I hate ovaries. They're horrible little sacs of satanic enmity.
That's the most poetic description of female anatomy I've ever heard.
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
So I remember having an orgasm, but I didn't wake up next to anyone. Your dog is afraid of me. Is this a sick joke?
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