Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
I have more bruises, scratches, and overall soreness from my birthday weekend than my car accident.
you just kept bragging about how there was a "pretty large" chance that you had pooped on the same toilet as George Clooney
apparently he thought telling me 'the weasel wants to come out to play' would somehow convince me to go down on him
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nothing like baby laughter to ruin a masturbation moment
"Bring the kids" is the most terrifying 3 words I've ever heard in my life.
Well, thats the first guy to go to jail because of my vagina
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There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
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I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
Drunk packed a lunch. Made two turkey sandwiches and threw in a bag of raw bacon. Gold star for the day drunk self.
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
I’m so poor I’m filling a flask with vodka and bringing it to the bar.
What time is our conjugal visit?
Umm...who is this?
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