I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
I wasted some perfectly good semen on her
theres so much semen in my vacuum cleaner...
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IT'S FRIDAY. So quit being a pussy, get out of bed, and come help me drink these 40s. That's not a request.
I'm sorry that spending new years with you was fucking my boyfriend in your bathroom multiple times
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call
I came back and almost ran over two people passed out in my driveway I've never met before in my life
Please tell me how I go from a guy with a coke problem to a cop. My own life doesn't even make sense to me anymore
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Oh, honey. If you're seeing a girl just for the sex, never doubt that she knows and she's doing the same thing. We're not stupid, we're just craftier than you.
It'll be a pair of asscheeks that light up when they're summoned.
Why do I have a vague memory of your entire fraternity climbing in through my bedroom window?
I think someone tried to make a huge bowl of ramen in my bathtub. There's noodles everywhere in my bathroom.
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
The fact that u had sex with a Disney prince blows my mind, you're my hero.
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