think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
All I know is it had something to do with a plunger and tuna salad. I'm done. I'm quitting my job.
Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
I think I will be cutting those pills in half...Jesus just tried to sell me a toothbrush.
Aww. I feel like I need to kill a puppy just to make room in the world for how cute you are right now
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
Next time I will hook the Xbox before I get high I spent 30minuts thinking I was playing the Simpsons game when it was in reality a tv episode
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
My hairdresser won’t do keratin treatments because of the toxins, but will put ecstasy up her butt at festivals...
Just blew on a shot of whiskey to cool it off, like it was soup...
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