i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Did we have sex?
No you put the condom on then passed out on the bed so I left
Starbucks introducing alcohol. i hear angels singing.
Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
This weekend is gunna be a fucking shitshow. I don't even wanna know how many dicks will end up inside of me
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
I thought you were single?
I am. But thats cuz no one wants to marry shame and regret doused in tequila. But thanks for reminding me ya dick.
Just promise me you wont die... or hook up with an old asian lady playing slots
Cant promise that last part. I won't die though
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
Use "feeling words"
Yay
Just found some confetti on my nipple if that's any indicator of how the night went
Just realized I'm still chewing the same gum post blow job. This Stride shit really has everlasting flavor. They should totally have an ad campaign based on blow jobs.
The guy that stalks me just looked out his window and saw me in his neighbor's hot tub. Get your shit ready the fraternity wars are starting.
Randomize
