I puked while I was brushing my teeth this morning and had to get a new tbrush
Ew, did you brush them again?
Yeah but i puked on the new one and decided to give up...failure
I'm trying this new thing, it's called standards
singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
Men with bald spots should not have mohawks. Just in case you didn't know.
I'm gonna stay in bed all day and watch porn in an attempt to stay warm.
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
the girl peeing in the stall next to mine has really cute shoes. on a scale of 1 to restraining order, how weird would it be to compliment them from in here?
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
I was picked up from his hotel room at 5 a.m. and came home with my panties and jäger in a McDonald's bag so the desk attendant wouldn't judge me. This is what single at 25 is about.
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
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