We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
I'm naming my child veloci raptor. And you can be a part of its life if you want. But that's its name. Cause i have the vagina.
the only reason i even kissed her was because we were having sex when it midnight, and i heard people yelling "happy new year."
There are sesame seeds in my vagina. This cannot be explained with logic.
I just walked in on my roommates playing baseball with old vegetables and a bigass knife.
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
What's the sex policy on a school bus? Because I dibs back seat.
Sex allowed. Dress code is neon and obnoxious.
We are gonna die. I wanna enforce the "no jumping out of moving vehicles" policy. And how are we gonna get a school bus through mcdonalds drive thru?
Seriously. My vagina. Can we talk about it? It's gonna jump off this treadmill and devour my trainer.
Is it weird that I want to have sex wearing my glasses and lab coat while having an actual scientific discussion?
He got me a cake that said " Congratulations on the dick "
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
Either it didn’t do much damage or I’ve lost all feeling in my asshole
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