just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
Just wana tell you im wearing assless jorts tonight. Ive been waiting my whole life for this.
I was freaked out. No man over 50 is allowed to touch me. Ever. Unless you're Michael Bolton. Then please do.
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
That's what you get for drunk dialing me to ask what kind of flowers I like while outside of a strip club, after telling me you "made it rain"
I might come over. Something about you makes me matronly and I have this urge to nurse you back to health with soup and a blowjob
I need like a hormone stopper. Or a chastity belt. Or like a lady business alarm that goes off when I'm being too drunk.
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
Not sure what time I'll be home. I'm currently topless and the damn stripper won't give me my clothes back
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
He dated a girl who could do the damn splits on his dick like how do you compete with that
a day off where I don’t get laid would be worthless
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
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