remember tomorrow: you burned the inside of your nose with incense. it hurt.
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
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If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
Did you seduce any young men into coming home to your love nest of poutine and jäger bombs?
Carson kissed me on my cold sore before I could stop him so I think I gave my kid herpes. Mom of the year. Just call me MOTY.
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
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I just wish he'd leave so I can vomit in peace.
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
You've lost booty call privileges between the hours of 10pm and 8am.
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
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