But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
Every time I stand up, gravity punches me in the tits. This is horrible.
Someone left their drag queen on my couch. On the plus side, he sure does know how to make a mean cup of coffee.
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
I want to see boobs tonight. Like, real ones. Your ones.
I'm romantic.
Just spread butter on my bathrobe. This has been an ace morning.
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
I just spent a solid 3 minutes trying to figure out how to send a smell through my phone
Do you remember doing synchronized hip thrusts to Michael Jackson? Probably one of my favorite parts of the night
Just took plan b with my eggs and chai...homecoming got the best of me already
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
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