you ended the night by relentlessly sucking on my hips bone and hand demanding milk. you said it was because you were a tiger
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
She's holding my hand. I'm going to kill myself.
it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
I think the Predator is hunting me in my house. If I don't text you later, send Danny Glover. I love you all.
Apparently I was telling them, "I AM A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN AND I DON'T NEED YOU TO HOLD MY HAIR," and I pulled my hair back and puked.
I literally JUST MADE IT to the liquor store. I bought a box of wine with the lights off
Well, he was my lawyer and now we get drunk and hook up.
That explains the way he looks at you.
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
So apparently I’m into choking now
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