I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
areee we human. . .oorrr areee we dancerssssss?!
you srsly need to quit going to that bar
Just gave advice in krystal burger while holding and pointing with a corona to a 3 year old, told her to enjoy her stroller time while it lasts. The mom pushed her away fast.
When she gives birth, I'm so playing 'Eye of the Tiger'
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Found your pants in the mailbox
What were my pants doing in the mailbox?
I don't know but there's postage on them
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
They're calling for 20 inches of snow but I'll have a dirtbike for emergency trips to the liquor store. Even if I crash it won't hurt.
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
If her puking on your pool table is her sign of a good night, it's time to intervene.
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Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
The only math I use in every day life is figuring out how much I can spend on alcohol and still have money to pay my bills. High school lied to us.
Yup, two strangers look up at each other and realize the only connection they have is the dead woman they banged to death below them. Magic. They have to be best friends now.
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
It's cool bro. The video I have of you drunk trying to fix it with the sonic screwdriver was worth it.
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
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