was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
he stole me 6 pairs of frilly undies and proclaimed "your ass looks like a 5 in those. it'll be a 10 in these bad boys". every girl needs a gay bff.
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i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
Im drinking ciroc out of an ice cream cone... my night is going fantastic
Man I'll cab it I'll be sloshed by then. There's turtles involved
From now on when a guy sends me a dick picture I'm going to send them a picture of some other dudes dick.
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
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I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
Some guy was coming onto me last night and in the middle of it all he said: 'It literally says this on my birth certificate: Francis Coburt: The Guy Who Can Pull Two Beers Outta His Pants Like Magic.'
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
Naw dude theres seriously a lobster in my sock drawer. Why?
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