Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
she wants me to meet her parents and she hasn't even met my penis yet.
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
WERE YOU GOING TO TELL ME THERE WAS A LOAF OF BANANA BREAD IN THE OVEN BEFORE YOU LEFT FOR A 5 HOUR SHIFT??
There's a creepy homeless guy with no hand trying to get up on our tacobell order
He asked if I smoke and I said "only fools like you on the basketball court!" Then I started crying. I think I'm about to have my period.
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
but seriously, if you see a redhead running down the street tonight in a carrot costume, call 911. He's tripping hard.
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
so in 24 hours i have gotten caught having sex in my car by a cop, almost burnt off my vag, almost got hit by a semi, and got fired. awesome.
Can we just take a minute to acknowledge that you're drinking with your gay ex boyfriend's DAD who is a DEACON??
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