She's just bitter because she lost all the weight only to discover she doesn't have a pretty face after all.
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
I'm not trying to alarm you guys, but I think I just swallowed a ketchup packet.
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
my dad pointed to my full beer and said drink up we're leaving now.
can you adopt me?
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
There is not enough whiskey in the world to get me through what happened on Pretty Little Liars tonight.
First world problems.
just woke up on my patio with a mouse eating cheetos off mys chest. youre all assholes.
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
who knew rolling through the dorm on a scooter in footie pajamas would attract so many guys. he said i'm his soulmate.
Still can’t get over the fact that we ate beef jerky off a strip club floor
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