Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
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Its midnight, he's burning water on the stove and keeps yelling at me and telling me not to burn myself.
Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
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Oh god. It's like a broken faucet. My guts sound like a bilge pump clogged with golf balls and cake frosting.
I think your high point was when the quesadilla was in your mouth and you were screaming "I can't chew!" and the Taco Bell guy just kinda stared at you like he wanted to strangle.
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If you had a dick, I would hope it falls off and comes back to haunt you while fucking your ears at night. But you don't. But if you did, that's how mad I am at you
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
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