South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
There's some strange man with hair that keeps talking to us. I'm scared.
This is how horror movies start. Going to bar with strange hair guy. He's paying. Bad idea?
Ditched hair man. Got free cab ride to market. Want food. I win.
would really like to know how the teddy bear got super glued to my testicles.
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
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Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
Just found a condom on my floor from last weekend. 2/2. The scavenger hunt is over.
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
You were chugging tap water out of a running blender screaming "bubbles is Perrier mother fucker"
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By the way I peed in a mug last night cause you were in the bathroom and im pretty sure it is still in the kitchen.
Also, do you think i could get away with finishing my vodka cranberry from last night at work if i put orange juice in it? Serious question.
Do u have any idea how hard it is to masturbate in a CVS bathroom when your name is being called over the speakers to pick up a prescription for painkillers?
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
The playlist was "songs to sing in the shower". I literally got fucked to Footloose.
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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