i feel like the song jizz in my pants was made for him.
i can't believe i had my finger in that
Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
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im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
there's no food at this bar, but i'm pretty sure vodka is made of wheat so i'm basically drinking bread.
What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
Rain ponchos don't count as shirts at the bar. FYI.
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
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Where'd you go last night?
Don't EVER let me photobomb a group of lesbians again. They made me their "straight mascot" and I ended up singing Donna summer tunes for beers at their apartment complex.
I think I ripped my underwear last night doing drunk squats
I'm gonna go parent style on your ass... I don't ask much from you but if you could please just come get shitfaced with me I would really appreciate it
I think I'm dead. Also I think I stole $20 from a stripper.
You did. Then gave it to me.
He asked me how many starwars references he could make before i no longer find him attractive.
Just convinced the cute guy from class that I have prostate cancer. GET ME OUT OF THIS TOWN!
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