Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
I drunk madeout with my mom last night. it's guna be an awkward breakfast.
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
Take my keys. Load me into the vehicle. Drive. Get food. Come back. These are my demands.
I dont even remember coming home... All my stuff is strewn randomly around my apartment... And I woke up at 5 sitting propped up in my bed with just my arm in a shirt
I have so much boob sweat I could bathe a baby
YOU NEED TO STOP BLOWING DUDES ON MY COUCH AT MY PARTIES
YOU NEED TO STOP PROVIDING TEQUILA AT YOUR PARTIES
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
Someone snapchat me a pic of you topless laying on the bar with Scotty pouring a bottle of tequila down your throat. IT'S NOT EVEN ELEVEN YET.
School starts next week
High. As. Fuck. I thought the kid next to me didn't have an arm for like 2 hours.
Hahahaha I'm glad you woke me up with this text.
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
I couldn't have possibly been that bad
You had her flip the penny over to the lucky side before you picked it up and ate it...
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