I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
i really did not know you could catch crabs from a sofa until now
highlight of my day: just saw a crying girl get dropped off at home wearing only socks, booty shorts, and a dirty wifebeeter. I wonder what happened to the costume...
Only girl at that party wearing a fake beard and I STILL get laid...
I ate the snowman's head. That is not a drug euphemism.
So he might be the smartest man alive. He had the stripper pick him up taco bell on the way to the room for an extra 50 bucks.
Both his mom and his sister were hitting on me when I stopped by today. He isn't a real friend anyway, right?
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
I'm not a home wrecker but if one more married man with a yacht asks me to go scuba diving I'm NOT saying no
He was handing out home-made business cards that read "finger slamming bitches since 1986"\n
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
yesterday you declined a drink because you "didn't want to be responsible for it" ok kanye...
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
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