Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
i think i had a heart attack, prayed, and jizzed my pants.all at once.
Took 45 minutes to masturbate. Fuck you Zoloft. I'm never gonna be diagnosed with depression again
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You remember the guy that busted in waving a tazer at everyone yelling "get the fuck outta my crib"?
yeah you don't forget that shit easily
We ended up crawling out from our hiding spot and playing pool with him once he calmed down. His name is Marcus. I got his email.
I took an adderall. This is weird. My eyes are really wide open and I am really good at staring. I've written on 9 peoples walls and updated my status. I am getting shit DONE!
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
Did you miss the part about my hangover needing a day to rest?
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He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
What's the worst that could happen? I'm already broke and my leg's already broken
Who the fuck watches Jessica jones and thinks I need to call a past fling?
It's 2016 and I'm somehow banging the milkman.
I just folded my laundry and I washed 3 pairs of underwear and 6 jizz towels. Clearly I'm quarantining right.
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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