It's like I'm the Little Bo Peep of sheparding dicks.
Only someone with your twisted mind could come up with that simile. Do you sit around and read 'How to turn Beloved Childrens Stories into Sexual Analogies?' This is the 3rd time you've done this.
the guy i hooked up with is asleep on our couch. please dont fuck him.
Oh my god. I think I just sexted my mom...
What?!
Fwd: Ride me, you sleek sleek woman!!!
Just took my pill on time for two days in a row. I deserve a prize.
Not having phil's child is good enough.
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Who would have guessed that on my moms birthday she'd have sex with the door open. :(
It got awkward when the girl working at planned parenthood continued to hit on me, after she knew about my STDs.
We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
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Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
Hi I haven't talked to you since you bought legal marijuana-are you still stoned?
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
She looked like a cross between Jesus and John Lennon. So I fucked her. I feel majestic and powerful.
I woke up remembering only that I got pulled over by a cop, then looked over and found that same cop, naked.
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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