windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
you told all the 17 year old girls at the party that your mating call was "I glitter in the sun"
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
Its like every time I go out with you, it always involves Serbian chicks and taco bell and you always manage to get both all over my bed.
well i just got discharged from the hospital after getting pegged in the head by a t-shirt gun so thats how my night was.
He stopped in the middle of us having sex and asked "is today Monday?" then went even faster
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
Gramp just called her sex-on-a-stick. AKA HE CALLED HER A WHORE. My 75 year old grandfather just called your ex's new thing a whore.
Why did I wake up with BYOB sharpied on my stomach
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
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