why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
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What a tease, dude. She's giving me emotional blue balls.
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
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I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
Mom said you looked used
I just made my roommate a 'Hope you don't have chlamydia' cake.
Make one for john too.
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Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings