He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
Mom just apologized for her lack of a gag reflex not being genetic.
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
communist
Shit. She's still hooking up with some random in the doorway. How do I get out of here?
Well hurry! Everybody is already at McDonalds.
I'm free! Didnt realize how easy it was to crawl out the window.
It was all going fine until I had to chug that strawberita bud light. That really ended badly.
He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
Its a good night when you get to makeout with a cowboy
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
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