I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
Why did u sent me a picture of a dead horse?
i could hear you having sex and was jealous, wanted to kill the mood
WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
She started to tell me how she goes to a shrink, so I started thinking how to sneak out of her place, then she said part of it was for her sex addiction, long story short she's got her clit peirced n I just got laid
You know, be my cock's hype man.
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
Just saw a woman with a Pomeranian in her bra. Way to step up your game Seattle.
just had Stella and stale goldfish for breakfast under the watchful eyes of an inflatable cactus and 5 llama pinatas. Cinco de mayo success!
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
Nope. I've found you care about two things in life: your momma and spreading your seed.
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
Just saw a hotel with a bunch of mattresses in the parking lot. Made me think of you.
I mean, I'm not hammered, but I definitely can't show my face or tits in that bowling alley again
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