I will die if light touches me.
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
No clues in my phone. Only dialed call: my own social security number. And that was before 10:00pm.
i think he spiked my sandwich with a viagra
Finishing last nights 1.5L of wine and beef jerky for breakfast. Work looms, ever the prickly bitch.
I gave the guy a $20 tip on a $9 cab ride, he thought I was just bad at math but I was really just incredibly thankful to be alive and home.
I was like "don't worry, I'm a math major and you deserve the shit out of that 222% tip"
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
What the hell do you have that is more important than a GIANT WATER SLIDE?
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
Well, he was my lawyer and now we get drunk and hook up.
That explains the way he looks at you.
I wanted to have a threesome but they’re TOO HETERO
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