If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
Sorry I couldn't answer your call, I'm expecting a call from Chris Hansen.
I'm guessing you didn't end up going to the bar last night.
Nope. Ended up at what I believe was a slumber party down the street.
you know that hot chick that stutters? talk about an awkward orgasm
Black Friday shoppers are ridiculous. I think I just watched a marriage end.
I just test ran being their maid. I'm getting 50 bucks a month and they're buying the costume.
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
... why is there a bottle of pee on my headboard?
I asked him how his night was and he sent me a picture of a bottle of Ciroc with a bendy straw...
Steve called. He needs me to pick him up. He also asked for a set of his clothes, he can't find them. He is such a strong motivation to stay sober.
The next time you try to drunkenly strip me in public let's make sure it's not anywhere near the daiquiri factory or a group of police officers.
I desperately wanted to wear your shirt.
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
You spent the entire night trying to catch pigeons and hugged a homeless guy and then gave him a pregnancy test.
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