So how was he last night?
Five-minute foot-long.
At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
i got so high last night i cried hysterically for like 5 minutes because i dont have any superpowers
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
Some guy just yelled at me from his car "CLIIIIIIIIIITT"... I feel like this has something to do with last night....
Why don't we skip the roadtrip entirely, save us the trip, and go straight to jail?
i was in burrito mode and too drunk to move. no fucks were given. none.
And now we should drink to that moment where you realize you didn't exactly think things through.
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
I never thought I would be saying these words but...when did David Spade get hot?
We were gonna go out drinking tonight but she found out she's pregnant so are you free
You couldn’t remember the word hand jibber. Instead, your drunk ass offered the bartenders “unlimited hand fritters” if they wouldn’t cut you off.
Apparently when you start crushing adderall and blending them into your margaritas calling them blenderalls you have "a problem" WTF
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