I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
What's the point in getting all dressed up and going when i'm just gonna throw up on myself by midnight?
She accidentally pre-ordered us Dominos for the next day at 11:30am... we were very confused when we woke up.
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
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I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
Get over here. It's an emergency. Just realized I haven't hd my mouth on a penis in two weeks. Get over here.
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
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My roommate took my designated hickey removing spoon out of the freezer.
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
I think I'm making a tradition of going to every funeral with at least one sex-related bruise. I don't know how this happened.
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
Is this because I accidentally peed on you?
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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