I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
Got home from the bar at 4am. 100% sober, unlaid. Epic fail or responsible behavior?
Responsible fail?
how drunk are you?
What does that even mean anymore?
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawnmower thinking of you
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
Like at first he was barely doing anything. So I was like harder and then holy shit he's like going all HULK SMASH on my vagina. I mean it felt fucking awesome. BUT STILL
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