just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.
I can't believe im sexting my roommate. This is really what my life has come to
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
He acted like he was sleep fucking because I woke up to him screwing me in the middle of the night and he had is eyes closed and was mumbling things the whole time and wouldn't respond to me.
Is that even possible?
I called him by the wrong name to test him and he instantly stopped, rolled over and acted like he was still sleeping...I think he might break up with me tomorrow.
Ugh he's so pretty though. He bit my face at the bar because I tried to steal his ID and I forgave him
just when his roommates walked in, we were naked in the kitchen. proceeded to awkwardly pretzel walk back into his room to cover each other (not that they haven't seen me naked plenty of times) and continue to have glorious morning sex. his roomates love me.
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
The hospital waiting room is starting to become a very familiar place to me.
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
So...I was fapping and during it, I got an Amber Alert notification...that's just bad timing.
before i went to bed i wrote myself a note that says 'i feel all swirly'
This is the weekend we were supposed to be in Vegas making bad decisions hoping no one got VD, not stuck at home for the 900th day in a row
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