i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
He waited til after we had sex to tell me he had herpes... Ugh I hate being drunk
Im sweating champagne and woke up in nothing but a tuxedo jacket. What didnt go wrong last night?
I fed him pizza in bed. I'm probably the best one night stand ever.
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
CALL 911 HAND IS STUCK IN THE GARBAGE DISPOSAL. HELP
Do we still have any pizza left from last night?
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
Do you remember ripping my condom off last night while yelling "I DEMAND MY MEAT RAW" like a Viking?
My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
I don't think I'm gonna survive today. I don't remember how to walk. I must crawl 6 blocks to my bed.
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
Want to come over and dangle your tits on top of me like a skewer?
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