Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
I'm not crazy, I only keep calling you cause you won't pick up.
So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
shut up. I wear heels bigger than your dick
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
it's like I can see my whorish nature reflected back at me in his wedding ring.
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
You strapped the bucket of KFC into the carseat and refused to let me drive over 20 miles per hour the whole ride home. That high.
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
Seriously considering modifying my computer case so it can dispense wine. I need to make a bunch of changes and reorganize it's guts anyway....
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
Hey how're your balls?
Don't ever let me helicopter again.
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