I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
He bought you footie pajamas. Shit's pretty serious.
Cleaning my room at 2am, in just one corner I found six beers, half a pint of whiskey, my flask, 2 shotgun bullets, my crown and shimmer lotion.
So I'll be starting a scrapbook from all the mugshots of the guys I've slept with
the shoes thing blows my mind idk how the fuck i did that and im also missing 4 of my birth control pills like did i drunkenly decide to overload my body with estrogen
Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
In between explaining the best feminist lenses for the myth of Persephone and doing vodka shots with my friends she dragged me into my car and gave me an Earth shattering blow job. Honestly I think I'm in love.
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