She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
nothing like celebrating the fact that you're not a father by trying to impregnate other women
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
The only coherent words in the 6 texts i recieved were don't, cute, fucking, beer, and lions
I've taken to hiding pictures of us around his room so that he'll forever feel guilty for dumping me on Valentine's Day... And to potentially cock block any hook ups.
Let me start this apology by saying I'm sorry that I bit your penis.
I was tripping so hard I was disappointed when I pulled back the shower curtain and shrek wasn't standing there
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
2 things: 1) can you get hep from toilet water? And 2) do you know where we can get a new skillet for cheap?
Please tell me those aren't related.
I made rice.
So I've discovered that being hungover at 25 feels the same as being hungover at 24. Happy Birthday to me.
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
My dad just invited me to smoke a blunt with him. Parent-child bonding at its finest (and highest).
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