Come see our sink grown plant.
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
You yelled "sharpie war!" then jammed it in her ear
I have a pocket in my purse that is just for condoms and cocktail swords. I feel like that speaks volumes about me as a person
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Jesus christmas you are like the Martha Stewart of threeway planning
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
Next Halloween I want us to dress up as jockeys, get drunk, and ride a carousel all night until we throw up or declare a winner
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
I'm trying to be all porn star and he's making it all The Notebook
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just witnessed some guy throw his fake eye at his dad's face. Actually, he whipped it at him.
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
I learned three things this morning. Don't get out of my car without my keys, don't let a girl paint my nail unless I'm getting laid by said girl, and lastly I learned how to break into my own car.
I refuse to shit my pants for anyone except Cher and Christina Aguilera!
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