Jerry, you need to find god
I just got hit by a car and apologized to the driver. I asked him if he was okay.
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
All was going smooth until he pulled a condom out of his collection he kept in a Cheesy Gordita Crunch Box from Taco Bell.
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
My wife googled 'purchase vibrator.' Not sure if I should be excited or offended.
i have wind burn on my face from my head hanging out the window of the cab vomitting
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
You tried to luge a beer down a flip flop.
I have a scary feeling my mom might switch her goals from finding me a husband in 2012 to sending me to rehab
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
You're like my little fucked up version of the groundhog seeing its shadow, only it's boobs and warm weather.
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
My vagina is no longer accepting new clients.
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
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