if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Eating a girl out that was just in the ocean does not make her taste like saltwater taffy
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
Brought out my three foot martini glass last night, that explains why I haven't left my bed all day long.
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
He ate me out on the kitchen floor while we waited for the cake to bake. How was your Valentines Day?
I got a lap dance from a guy last night dressed as a school girl. Heels and all. His heels got stuck in my fish nets
It's really not cool dreaming about going into labor with your ex boyfriends love child as you're sleeping next to him.
Come get your boy. He's cuddling with a bag of rice on the floor.
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
My mom just asked if I wanted a mimosa when I got out of the bath.
I think everything's gonna be okay.
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
Randomize
