dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
I'm like a new puppy, everybody wants to touch me
I hate it when you make eye contact with someone bcs you are about to make fun of them and they take it as a hint to come hit on you.
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
When they arrested me, they gave me a bracelet with my mugshot and info. When you get one they can be our BFF Bracelets.
The last time you said "no one will know" is when you ran out of sprite at your birthday party and dumped a handle of straight up vodka into the jungle juice.
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
We are magical, pot smoking, smart as hell, single as fuck, woodland dolphins.
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
You don't know reunion panic until you've exfoliated your butt cheeks.
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
We're not ready for visitors right now.
wtf? who's we?
The Royal We: Me, My Vag, and I.
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
