So it wasn't until I came that he pointed out the glow in the dark plastic star still stuck to my forehead. Fun times.
Last night Brynn convinced every person at the party wearing glasses that they stole hers, and she woke up with 8 pairs of prescription glasses in her bag.
recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
I stole so many things from the ER last night.
By this time tomorrow I expect us to be sitting at the kitchen table either playing a drinking game, or crying. Set an alarm
I feel like if Miami and New Jersey fucked each other and produced a baby that would summarize the bar I'm in.
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
This has to be the weirdest conversation I've ever had sober and in the middle of the day before.
I need to start a penis folder so I stop "accidentally" showing people my junk. On a side note- St. Pattys penis was a hit, four leaf clover and all.
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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