i turned job hunting into a drinking game..
this crazy girl in up in Dennys is going crazy because Bob Saget just texted her.
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
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Ice skating? Did you see me last night? I don't even know where my socks are
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
No sorry. I may be a happy drunk but my gag reflux is an angry drunk.
I know it's like I wanna bring somebody fun who I haven't drunkenly expressed my feelings for. Or hooked up with. It's a struggle.
I feel like I was playing penis roulette last night nd I landed on the wrong one.
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Waiting on the notification from my fitness pal that tells me I'm an alcoholic
Your skill with memes is vaguely frightening
I don’t know whether to call out sick or call in drunk
I just turned down an invite to sit on a face. IDK who I am.
What? Are you sick?
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We are never doing shots of gin. Never again.
I'm pretty sure that's exactly what we're doing.
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