so i'm just gonna leave my credit card in your mailbox so you can bail me outta jail.. deal?
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
His dick looked like E.T.'s finger. It scared me.
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
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He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
I swear god is testing me by giving me awesome guys with tiny penises
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
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The fact that you're allowing Santa to dry hump your ass is sort of a dealbreaker
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
Banged former boss. Adulthood achievement unlocked.
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
The police officer that arrested me Friday night just bought me a shot
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