do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
If you like her enough, bring her with. If not, eloquently cunt punt that bitch through the field goals of life.
We wore fake mustaches and shirts that said team mustache ride to a party we weren't even invited to
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
It might've been him telling me last night that he "doesn't even need beer goggles to fuck me." When I thought that was sweet, I realized something needed to change.
Was I asleep on the ride home?
Yea, then when I tried to hold your head up on a turn, you round house punched me in the face.
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
Remember when I puked into a mesh garbage can in the middle of a meeting and told the clients it was "morning sickness"?
hahah yep
Well the are flying back here, it's been like 10 months, should I frame fake baby pics in my office?? Or too much?
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
I forgot to respond before, I was apologizing for confusing sex with secret Santa.
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
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