Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
Once you realized you couldn't finish the 30 you started walking down the street and leaving a beer in everyone's mailbox
I don't know if it has occurred to you yet, but you are dating a nymphomaniac, and your work schedule is an interference of my needs being fulfilled. Get home now.
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I woke up in a sink... Not like curled up on top of it though. I was standing, bent over, face first. IN THE DAMN SINK.
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
My favorite thing about your netflix account "suggestions for you" section: Russias Toughest Prisons is followed immediately by Strange Sex
I was unconscious Saturday for like 6 hours after I passed out on the sidewalks of our nation's capital. Thank you America, for bottomless brunch.
He says I vaguely mumbled happy New year, kissed him, threw up and then went back to sleep.
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We perfected the quiet ass slap during sex so his roommate wouldn't wake up.
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
I'm like a great zombie Jesus.
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