Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
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Her stripper name is Geico. I'm not drunk or creative enough to make this up.
My mouth feels like I've been chewing on leather and firecrackers for the past 3 days
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
I swear I can't go out anymore. It's like he put a GPS in my dick. I don't know if I should feel awkward or proud...
At first I was horrified but then he explained that he shave a "soul patch" on his balls... And I was still horrified, but I went with it.
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ever had one of those days where you say fuck it and lick the inside of a bag of chips
The notary thing was a good idea. I can charge $2 per signature. I'm currently being paid in beer.
We need to step in, this can't continue. The guy she went home with last night looked exactly like Count Olaf, right down to the unibrow.
Which version tho, Jim Carrey or Neil Patrick Harris?
THAT DOESN'T FUCKING MATTER, YOU DON'T FUCK COUNT OLAF!!!
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
there's a giant awkward home-wrecking elephant in the room. and its name is meg.
You threw a beachball full of vodka at me and yelled I CHOOSE YOU then ran
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