He belongs with you like a mcdonalds playground belongs in Chernobyl
ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
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he stopped talking to me after i tried to use his body as a surf board
I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
I love you more with every blowjob.
You should write for Hallmark.
I realized last night, I never talk dirty in German during sex. How much wasted potential is that?
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He broke the bed, AND shit in the closet. What a way to lose his virginity. What a night.
Just found out my rents have been paying my siblings to cockblock me for the past 5 years
Not as covert as you thought huh?
not sure when or how we ended up at this wedding party but you need to be here they are handing out screwdrivers and Yamakas to everyone and it's a got damn open bar you need to be here now
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
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