C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
If Ritalin and Plan B had an illegitimate child it would smell like me.
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
U asked everyone for their hoodies so u could "safely hug the cactus"
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
Just saw two dudes run across the street carrying a mini keg and a scaled model of the empire state building. Missed this town
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
The cop was more concerned with the syringes on the dash board than looking for the source of the smoke. Thank god for diabetes!
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
It was like a Thanksgiving meal, which you spend 8 hours cooking, and the family wolfs down in 20 minutes. All that flirting and build-up for like 90 seconds of pumping and he was gone in a flash, never to be heard from again.
This morning I woke up in the entrance of a retirement home. Memory fragments from last night: making it rain with the contents of my wallet over the bridge, getting hit by a car, and a lot of running.
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
The fabulous human disaster: it is him
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
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