Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
I just found a dead bug in my nose. if that's the worst thing up there im considdering myself lucky.
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
headbutted the bartender, tried to bite the bouncer, and pissed on a cops shoes. and i still got laid. god, it's good to be home
He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
There still is not and there never will be anything as magical as getting high while listening to William Shatner's version of Bohemian Rhapsody.
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
We got to the hospital and the girls who caused the accident had already added you on facebook.
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
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