We tried having a conversation with our noses.
if it walks like a guido and talks like a guido, i'm gonna fuck it.
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
I swear to god, allah, buddah and motherfucking oprah winfrey... if I have to stay here any longer because you are holding us up I will choke you out.
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
Why do you think she gets more guys?
well her prof pic is her in her bedroom looking hot and mine is me looking terrified while holding a giant spider at 6 flags, so there's that
I AM COVERED IN FAKE BLOOD AND REAL CUM. I AM AWESOME
Good morning! Just thought I'd give you my yearly reminder that we lost our virginities 7 years ago, yesterday.
That's the best creepy text ever.
So which one of you fuckers changed my backgrounds while I was passed out to me holding a chicken like the statue of liberty?
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
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