Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
I havent jerked off in so long, my dick literally prevented me from rolling over in my sleep this morning. new definition of painful?
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
Now she's making me sit here and look at pictures of guys she likes who look like bears. She's calling them her bear friends.
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
I'm pregnant.
The fact that this number is not in my contacts is giving me hope it's a wrong number???
someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
I had sex upstairs in my parents house, and my mom texted me and said "those raccoons are out of control in the walls."
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
Was I just dreaming, or was there a corpse at work last night?
She was just sleeping.
Is it bad that I'm kind of disappointed by that?
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
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