After I told my husband the docter shot me in the ass, he said - oh they can but I can't?!
just convinced someone I was a virgin. I love when people don't know me.
Just passed a guy passed out on a riding lawn mower in his front yard.
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
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I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
someone just drove by blasting livin on a prayer and threw like 6 bagels out the window... was it you?!
WHY. COME BACK. TRAPPED WITH ROOMMATE AND FALCON. SAVE ME. I HAVE HUMMUS.
Ice cream: Good. Fraternity: Good. Eating ice cream off a Skid Row bum's ass crack in order to get into a Fraternity: Homoerotic at best. I quit.
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
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I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
I'm assuming the reason my elbow is so sore has something to do with all the broken shot glasses eh?
Yep
I'm gonna take a nap by the fireplace and pretend like I know what day it is.
false alarm, still single
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
Randomize