Drinking non-alcoholic beer is like going down on your cousin.
Sure it tastes the same, but it ain't right.
do you remember how we all fit in that bathtub?
tequila
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
Like do you hear me I PUKED IN MY OWN HANDS AND HE STILL SAID I WAS GORGEOUS
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
Wait.....I ate a raw potato lastnight.
Oh and an honorable mention for your father's porn collection. Things I'll never forget.
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
we bonded over knowing every word to freaky gurl by gucci mane so it’s kinda starting to make sense why I gave him head in his cul de sac
So... my daughter's new girlfriend Is the daughter of the girl I dated on and off in college Who ran away because she got pregnant at my house party. My Legitimate daughter Is probably fucking my Illegitimate daughter...
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