you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
i knew it was time to leave when he woke me up only wearing pooh bear oven mitts and holding a plate of thank you pancakes
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
He came in, laid on our floor and started to make a snow angel.. On the floor. Then he just left never said a word. 20 mins later walked back in and dropped his pants, looked down and said "wow im happy i had boxers on."
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Oh man. Realized I was high when I realized how long I'd been watching Roseanne
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
I should never be allowed to dance around children at weddings. I think I just insured that a 4 year old will be a future teen mom.
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She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
you hit your head on the sneeze guard and passed out at Pizza Hut they called the police
I'm all about clean living these days
You started your day with fried chicken and a bloody
... after you woke up in your own urine
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
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