Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
She just ended a sentence with "and he doesn't even mind my herpes..."
he slipped a picture of a kangaroo under my door that said "im sorry" on the back and passed out on my lawn.. who the fuck is this kid?
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
Dude if i sent you a picture of the inside of my fridge would you be able to break down and explain everything that was in it?
Just gave my thesis presentation, pretty sure I made out with the admissions woman last night.
What i love about my dog is i can lay in bed and masturbate with him at the foot, and he just leaves me alone.
Did you feel uncomfortable?
For a little while. Then I got really high and ate a bunch of animal crackers out of some dudes pocket while we chilled on their super comfortable couch.
lost my vibrator and now I have to masturbate manually. The struggle is fucking real.
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